Comments on: Billy Mays dead! TV pitchman Billy Mays dies in his Florida home today

By: The Ghost of Billy Mays

The Ghost of Billy Mays — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:34:21 +0000

Score one what? If that bastard is getting his “sheep-on” at the petting zoo’s morgue again without me I’m going to be pissed.

By: Drax the Destroyer

Drax the Destroyer — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:32:15 +0000

Score one for Vinny.

By: The Ghost of Billy Mays

The Ghost of Billy Mays — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:07:40 +0000

I once stabbed a guard in prison. And by stabbed I mean gave a handjob to. And by in prison I mean at my grampa joe’s funeral. And by guard I mean grampa joe.

By: The Ghost of Billy Mays

The Ghost of Billy Mays — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 08:12:00 +0000

I’m selling polaroids of me having my way with a horse. $2

By: The Ghost of Billy Mays

The Ghost of Billy Mays — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 05:42:22 +0000

Holy shit my wife is one ugly ugly woman. Just kidding, my wife is a dude because I’m a faggot.

By: The Ghost of Billy Mays

The Ghost of Billy Mays — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:02:43 +0000

Poo contains more vitamin e than a large apple. Trust me.

By: The Ghost of Billy Mays

The Ghost of Billy Mays — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:43:14 +0000

Old lumpy, hairy vagina. Genital warts. Pubic dandruff. Moderate to severe vaginosis. Milky discharge. Vaginal parasites.

By: The Ghost of Billy Mays

The Ghost of Billy Mays — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:37:09 +0000

One time I dropped a deuce in the shape of a turtle.

By: The Ghost of Billy Mays

The Ghost of Billy Mays — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:33:49 +0000

Can shamwow pull weird bearded guy jizz out of carpets? I didn’t think so. Sorry about your mom’s carpet.

By: The Ghost of Billy Mays

The Ghost of Billy Mays — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:31:40 +0000

Suck my cock bitches. Sprinkle a little Oxyclean on my ball sack too, I like that.